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I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– W. F. Buckley Jr.
It's wild you think its okay to say that out loud.
I am not a safe person for you to say this to.
We’re not educationally compatible for this discussion to continue.
You have overestimated the importance of your opinions in my life.
Even the Pope doesn't like Trump.
So are you still blaming immigrants and DEI for your unemployment or are you ready to admit you voted for your job loss?
At the end of the day you voted for someone who is endorsed by the KKK.
If republicans are so good at the economy why are all the red states the poorest states?
If I were to agree with you then we’d both be wrong.
Do you know who Anne Frank was? I would have hidden her from you.
I’m disappointed in you.
You’re speaking with a level of confidence you’re not entitled to.
You’re not in the right tax bracket for people to care about you.
There are more people with sexual assault allegations in the Trump administration than US college trans athletes.
You can lead ignorance to knowledge but you can’t make them think.
Sticking to your beliefs confidently no matter how much evidence is against them is truly impressive.
I’m sorry you’ve fallen for the propaganda.
Aw, is this your first cult?
Jesus was a brown socialist.
You have elevated the tone of your voice but not the logic of your reasoning.
Your thoughts & actions are the same as people who were offended to share a water fountain in the 1950s & 60s and that's embarrassing for you.
I can explain it to you all day long, but I can’t understand it for you.
I'm glad you found someone who represents your ethical and moral beliefs, but yours differs from mine.
You're not capable of understanding how poor your argument is, but that hasn't stopped you from being wrong frequently.
You’re sitting at a table Jesus would have flipped.
Imagine having time to care about that.
You're the type of person who would cut off your nose in spite of your face and blame the mirror for what it showed you.
You’re entitled to your wrong opinion.
You say that with the confidence of a billionaire.
Republicans has passed 400+ laws to target marginalized groups & that is the exact opposite of what Jesus taught.
Which of Jesus’ teachings do you think Trump exemplifies?
What an odd thing to say.
Have the country you voted for, I guess...
Oh, I thought you were Christian, my bad.
Purgatory is not going to be fun for you if you keep siding with the powerful over the marginalized.
This is the difference in education levels and we will never meet on this discussion point.
If republicans are so good for the economy, why are all the poorest states red states?
That makes perfect sense if you don’t think about it.
So, like Judas you sold the people for 30 pieces of silver.
You seem sensitive about this topic.
The electoral college is DEI for red states.
This was a test of false idols and you failed.
How long have you been interested in the genitals of other people’s children?
You know, there’s a reason hatred and red hat have the same letters.
How do you know that Trump is not God's test and you're failing?
Romans 16:17: 'I urge you, brothers and sisters, to watch out for those who cause divisions and put obstacles in your way that are contrary to the teaching you have learned.'
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– W. F. Buckley Jr.